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Why even draw anymore? You can create beautiful art so much faster this way! Could make porn difficult, though…

See that is exactly the problem, it would only ever be art of in-game things. X3 And to be fair it’s not photoshop making the art, its the game artists making the art and photoshop just making it look brushy and unpixeled. ;3 (And me cropping and editing colors and moving sliders and pretending I have any part in this whatsoever.)

The discovery that you are not the first to use “salad butts” as a sylvari tag.

And it is definitely not the sfw sylvari tag.

SO BE IT TUMBLR. So be it.

ETA:

…*goes to check this tag right away.*

lol there’s not a lot but I motion that should be the go-to nsfw sylvari tag. X3

Someday I aspire to be as skilled an artist as the Adobe oil painting filter is when it comes to video game screenshots. *all of the headdesk*
In other screenshot news, Southsun Cove has a beach with a mandatory nudity clause.
A… surprise mandatory nudity clause SUDDENLY BOOTY IN YO FACE. X3

Someday I aspire to be as skilled an artist as the Adobe oil painting filter is when it comes to video game screenshots. *all of the headdesk*

In other screenshot news, Southsun Cove has a beach with a mandatory nudity clause.

A… surprise mandatory nudity clause SUDDENLY BOOTY IN YO FACE. X3

KAAARRRKAAAAAAS

Stuck at home sick for like three days and of course I moved all my tv/console/portable games/stuff I can do from the couch to the new house already. So I can only entertain myself as long as I can sit up at a computer.

I also moved all my PC discs so I can’t play any Bioware games or anything that’s not a digital download/Steam game. All this downtime and I can’t even play any different games for a change. XD

Does anyone wanna play GW2? Otherwise I have to start the civil war in Skyrim. ;-; Baalgruf noooo.

eta: Oh gosh that’s a big patch. Oh man I haven’t logged in since like before the Super Happy Fun Box thing have I…

I finally did it you guys I finally smithed and enchanted a Legendary Enhanced Dwarven Crossbow just so I could name it Bianca. <3

(She’s enchanted with Chaos Damage and Fiery Soul Trap shit yeeeeah.)

Life tip: do not rely on a cell phone, especially a prepaid cell phone, as your only means of being contacted.

In an emergency, always, always have a back up plan.

This PSA brought to you by a sick salesperson who spent the last hour getting screamed at by a customer too emotionally distraught to problem-solve or listen to 4 employees trying to problem solve for him.

I still want the Great Pajama Vampire Adventures :[

Shit yeah we need to get on that. :B

first you lose your pants, then you lose your life

A game I want to exist, lets call it “Psycho Scramble” because “Horror Trope Survival Pac-Man” and “Capture the Pants” aren’t good names.

A multiplayer game in a top-down labyrinth a la Pac Man, where all players are sexy teenagers on the run from a murderous psychopath. Speed boosts and defense power-ups may allow for narrow escapes, but players may inhibit their opponents by stealing items of clothing, which both slows them down and attracts the psycho to them. Or as a simpler idea; more clothing = move faster, less likely to be caught, less clothing the opposite, and there is only so much clothing to go around so players must steal it from each other to survive.

On second thought, I also want to play a game called Capture the Pants.

Renders - Axel/Lea

Baby’s First Video-Game-Character-To-Ever-Make-Me-Collapse-In-A-Sobbing-Heap-Of-Feels ;-;