potatoe1988 replied to your photo: Someday I aspire to be as skilled an artist as the… Why even draw anymore? You can create beautiful art so much faster this way! Could make porn difficult, though… See that is exactly the problem, it would only ever be art of in-game things. X3 And to be fair it’s not photoshop making the art, its the game artists making the art and photoshop...
The discovery that you are not the first to use “salad butts” as a sylvari tag. And it is definitely not the sfw sylvari tag. SO BE IT TUMBLR. So be it. ETA: fourleaffaun replied to your post: The discovery that you are not the first to use… …*goes to check this tag right away.* lol there’s not a lot but I motion that should be the go-to nsfw sylvari tag. X3
Stuck at home sick for like three days and of course I moved all my tv/console/portable games/stuff I can do from the couch to the new house already. So I can only entertain myself as long as I can sit up at a computer. I also moved all my PC discs so I can’t play any Bioware games or anything that’s not a digital download/Steam game. All this downtime and I can’t even play any...
I finally did it you guys I finally smithed and enchanted a Legendary Enhanced Dwarven Crossbow just so I could name it Bianca. <3 (She’s enchanted with Chaos Damage and Fiery Soul Trap shit yeeeeah.)
Life tip: do not rely on a cell phone, especially a prepaid cell phone, as your only means of being contacted. In an emergency, always, always have a back up plan. This PSA brought to you by a sick salesperson who spent the last hour getting screamed at by a customer too emotionally distraught to problem-solve or listen to 4 employees trying to problem solve for him.
saehral replied to your post: first you lose your pants, then you lose your life I still want the Great Pajama Vampire Adventures :[ Shit yeah we need to get on that. :B
first you lose your pants, then you lose your life
A game I want to exist, lets call it “Psycho Scramble” because “Horror Trope Survival Pac-Man” and “Capture the Pants” aren’t good names. A multiplayer game in a top-down labyrinth a la Pac Man, where all players are sexy teenagers on the run from a murderous psychopath. Speed boosts and defense power-ups may allow for narrow escapes, but players may...
The Hobbit: An Unexpectedly Sexy Orc
[Cards Against Humanity’s] business plan has the sophistication of a lemonade...– The Chicago Sun Times (via maxistentialist) I wouldn’t have it any other way. (via spacetronaut) Makes sense; their game has the sophistication of a lemonade stand. And that’s why they’re so damn successful lol (via psdo) they had some t-shirt contest thing at PAX last year where you’d have to...
Just dropped a lot more money than I was hoping on a bed, but it is a real actual goddamned bed with a mattress and springs and a warranty and everything and will solidify my intentions not to move again for a long time. No more crappy disposable furniture. ;_; Salesman was supercool at least, I was the only one in the store and we chatted for like half an hour swapping adventure stories about...
fereldan-refugee said: Haha, I remember how appalled I was when they offered my the house of someone I just killed. It was horrible. For some reason, the two dead bodies inside never disappeared from the entrance. I never used that house. Creepy lol. UH HUH. No bodies this last time but they said I got to keep “everything contained therein!” which included their display cases...
Meanwhile in Skyrim: why does this happen more...
“Hey remember that time we asked you to kill those horrible treasonous murderers in their own home? Well we’re so grateful for your service to the community, we’re going to give you a house!” “Wow, thanks!” “Guess whose house!” “…Oh.”
If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em
Discovered while at new house taking measurements yesterday; backyard lawn is irredeemably loaded with dandelions, owing to next door neighbors’ neglected backyard being one giant dandelion field. Was going to sigh about endless excessive weeding but then remembered they are about as nutritious as spinach and full of iron and protien and are delicious in salads and smoothies. Fuck yeah...
THUNNERSTORM :D Well guess I’ll be staying home and cleaning today. X3 ETA: whoop nope sunshine for a second and mildly overcast now, forgot where I live for a sec there XD
saehral replied to your post: Half of me wants to trick out my new backyard with… Did you move yet? If not then when, and also where?! I am already renting the new place (its in east bellevue hey lets go to sushi maru this week :DD) but had a week and a half of solid school/work so I have not yet started moving (rrrrrarrghgh I want my private back porch and sunny windows). I finally...
There’s a big sale on a bunch of fruity organic lemonades at work but organic sugar water is still sugar water buuuuzzzzzz ilulemonade
Half of me wants to trick out my new backyard with bee/butterfly attracting plants And the other half just wants to make a Skyrim alchemy garden
my sister did the thing with the well-timed kitten pics again HOW
Meanwhile in Skyrim - The Smitten Dragon
Bug of the week: I tame and ride a pretty golden Elder dragon, and a good time is had by all. We aerial-assault a cave bear and a sabre cat, heroically rescue my husband from a hagraven he has stumbled over while waiting on the ground for me to finish my joyride, and explode a bunny. The ride ends, I am gently and cheerfully set back on the ground, and the awkward walk-of-shame moment happens...
That moment when you find your tegaki from 5 years ago and cackle and cringe at the art and then realize you aren’t really much better at it now.
That moment when someone reminds you you totally love kingdom hearts and totally forgot to ever play the last game and you probably have to take your computer into the shop soon anyway and there might be time now.
bigbigtruck: When the horns first kick in in “Classical Gas” I always imagine a lute-strumming minstrel wandering through a magical wood, then suddenly finding himself in the opening sequence of “Quantum Leap”
Spent last night out late drinking beer and chatting with cool people I respect. Woke up this morning back in a world where I’m a part time retail student who can be screwed out of $800 by a legally binding clerical error and is now afraid to schedule a routine doctors appointment because I don’t trust my insurance and can’t afford it if they drop the ball like they do half the time. How was...
Bird I just wanna sleep shut up ;_;
Man I love how once you activate the first couple of pickpocketing perks, an entire world of unguarded butts opens up to you.
saehral replied to your post: Sadface, Bethesda patched the naked courier bug…. Until you pickpocket him >:) Oh that’s right, I really should work on leveling my groping undressing pickpocketing skills. >:3
Sadface, Bethesda patched the naked courier bug. He is but a legend now. Every courier will hereafter seem overdressed.
has plate of homemade nachos and homemade apricot nectar margaritas someone come share this bounty
Skipping out on lab time to chase fat squirrels in the park like a responsible adult.
naiadestricolor replied to your post: Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I’d… Only third? Including my reruns (because I am a completionist lol) I think I’ve played DA2 11 times??? And I still need to do one more playthrough with it lolllll My 2nd playthrough achieved savefile perfection so I did not need another. ;3 (Actually my 2nd playthrough was to correct my mistakes in...
Because he constantly sent his measurements to faraway artisans, Washington left...– Ron Chernow, Washington: A Life Apparently the Father of the Country had quite the booty (via publius-esquire)
Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I’d drown the world in blood to keep you safe So leave your front door open tonight maybe
lordprofanity: How to break up with someone: Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now.