SUCKIN’ ON A FIREBALL
NOW IS NOT TIME FOR TUMBLING
NOW IS KITTEN TIME
I AM TRYING TO TUMBL BUT THERE IS A WIGGLY PURRING KITTEN STOMPING ALL OVER ME AND NIBBLING MY FEET SEND HELP
SkyMall sells “Men’s Padded Butt Enhancer Briefs” this is important.
PSA getting unxpectedly wasted in a SeaTac lounge on Mac & Jacks and pint-margaritas. May spend the rest of the evening surfing on the travelators. (Or sleeping.)
He got a good night’s sleep. He was probably like “oh yeah they rebelled I don’t have to watch them anymore I GET TO TAKE A NAP.” — My boss when I asked where Cullen’s dark under-eye circles went.
Guys guys Aveline kissed me this playthough I’m so happy. T_______T
Let’s play a game.
Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.
you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never
(Source: thejadedkiwano, via captainallegra)
I forgot about Ser Conrad Vernhart.