Kitty Phoenix @ Tumblr

Sep 20

SUCKIN’ ON A FIREBALL

Sep 18

NOW IS NOT TIME FOR TUMBLING
NOW IS KITTEN TIME

NOW IS NOT TIME FOR TUMBLING
NOW IS KITTEN TIME

I AM TRYING TO TUMBL BUT THERE IS A WIGGLY PURRING KITTEN STOMPING ALL OVER ME AND NIBBLING MY FEET SEND HELP

Sep 17

SkyMall sells “Men’s Padded Butt Enhancer Briefs” this is important.

Sep 16

PSA getting unxpectedly wasted in a SeaTac lounge on Mac & Jacks and pint-margaritas. May spend the rest of the evening surfing on the travelators. (Or sleeping.)

Sep 13

“He got a good night’s sleep. He was probably like “oh yeah they rebelled I don’t have to watch them anymore I GET TO TAKE A NAP.”” — My boss when I asked where Cullen’s dark under-eye circles went.

Guys guys Aveline kissed me this playthough I’m so happy. T_______T

Sep 12

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

(Source: thejadedkiwano, via captainallegra)

Sep 11

I forgot about Ser Conrad Vernhart.

Sep 10

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