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I somehow have a screenshot sequence of Magical Interspecies Husbands falling over together in the snow? oh nooooo

PAPA’S KIND OF BUSY RIGHT NOW HONEY

PAPA’S KIND OF BUSY RIGHT NOW HONEY

WhyIsThisMyLife.jpg

WhyIsThisMyLife.jpg


Soul Hunting

Missin’ my boyz :(

Soul Hunting

Missin’ my boyz :(

[E] TALK ONMUND

Tripping balls over CS6’s EVERYTHING IS VAN GOGH NOW button

Up all night trippin’ all over my screenshot folder whispering

fuck you Adobe what the actual fuck

Sometimes I just find… things on my hard drive… stupid things… possibly drunken things.
I guess maybe I’d decided that Falmer presence in Skyrim predating Nord presence made Gelebor the true High King? Thus solving all the problems forever?

Sometimes I just find… things on my hard drive… stupid things… possibly drunken things.

I guess maybe I’d decided that Falmer presence in Skyrim predating Nord presence made Gelebor the true High King? Thus solving all the problems forever?

Meanwhile in Solstheim

Miraak just kidnapped Onmund.

This was not a quest event, I just went to sleep in an inn and awoke with no Lover’s Comfort buff and he was nowhere. Ran all over Raven Rock looking for him, then all over Solstheim. Got near one of the temple stone things and he came running like he’d just broken out of Miraak’s mind-slave spell because I was there.

Sobbing.

(Assuming a bug, or maybe it is supposed to happen, last time I went to bed I woke up brain-slaved at a temple but this time he just took my husband?)

Miraak, before I thought you were just a hilarious Witch King riding a Fell Beast, but now its personal.

Line crossed.

Bitch.

height haxxors

I tried a gender/race based scaling mod in Skyrim that was supposed to change me and all NPCs in the game (make Nords bigger, elves smaller, Argonians slightly bigger but not as big as Nords, etc.) Except when I loaded it it only worked on the player character, so Artie, scaled up by an extra tenth, towered over everyone including Nords and other Argonians.

It’s my headcanon that he’s smallish and lightly-built, so I uninstalled it, but it didn’t undo the height change.

So today I did my very first tiny little hack. X3

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(To reverse the mod and then scale him down another tenth to the height I imagine him. :D If the player character is six feet tall by default, the mod would have made him about 6’7”, and now he’s about 5’5” where I want him. ^^)

This is the very beginning and very end of my modding skills. I can’t even figure out how to scale up Onmund by another 0.05. XD

Look I went through art school being told that Artists Don’t Code so this is a big deal okay.

For anyone keeping score, it was Cute Onmund Doodles night.^^
(For those not keeping score, Onmund’s voice actor misread “Psijic” as “Physic” in one line and unfortunately it is the only line he will say through that entire quest. X33)

For anyone keeping score, it was Cute Onmund Doodles night.^^

(For those not keeping score, Onmund’s voice actor misread “Psijic” as “Physic” in one line and unfortunately it is the only line he will say through that entire quest. X33)

Sometimes known as “The Honeyglow” or “Platinum Mode”.
Awwwwwwuwuwuwuuw. <3 I just got this buff of the first time (guess its a Hearthfire thing?)
…I thought it was unusually nice of that Morthal innkeeper to offer them the room with the king-sized bed… X3

Sometimes known as “The Honeyglow” or “Platinum Mode”.

Awwwwwwuwuwuwuuw. <3 I just got this buff of the first time (guess its a Hearthfire thing?)

…I thought it was unusually nice of that Morthal innkeeper to offer them the room with the king-sized bed… X3